So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.”
And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.
if ur against breast feeding in public omfg…..you may not know this….but that’s literally what breasts are for
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
have you ever had to restart a song because you spaced out and weren’t appreciating it enough
every 1st september we joke about getting ready for hogwarts to cover up the very real and very very deep scars of never getting our letters